I’m blonde: I must be stupid.
I’m brunette: I must be boring.
I have red hair: I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair: I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair: I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up: I must be fake.
I wear skirts: I must be a slag.
I like football: I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich: I must be spoilt.
I’m poor: I must be a tramp.
I wear black: I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies: I must be causing trouble.
I’m skinny: I must starve myself.
I’m curvy: I must constantly eat.
I’m smart: I must be a nerd.
I’m independent: I must be a loner.
I cry: I must be an attention seeker.
I’m not like you: I must be weird.
I’m like you: I must be copying.
I’m religious: I must be boring.
I’m young: I must be naïve.
I’m old: I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager: I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student: I must have no social life.
I have no job: I must be lazy.
I have a good job: I must be a snob.
I’m foreign: I must be pocketing your tax.
I'm human: I must be stereotyped.
